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T-Shirts

T-Shirt logoThe Northwest Missouri State University Undergraduate Research Group has designed t-shirts commemorating the 3rd Annual Missouri Undergraduate Research Conference.

This year t-shirts will be black with green lettering. On the front of the shirt will be a logo with the Missouri Undergraduate Psychology Conference name (as seen to the left) and the back will list the Top 10 Phrases for Writing Research Papers.

 

 

Shirt prices are as follows:

Size Short Sleeve Long Sleeve
S $10 $13
M $10 $13
L $10 $13
XL $10 $13
XXL $11 $14
XXXL $12 $15

T-shirt orders may be placed when you register for your event. We cannot take additional orders after October 26, 2007. However, a small number of shirts may be available the day of the event.

Top 10 Phrases for Writing Research Papers

10. “IT IS BELIEVED THAT” … I think

9. “IT IS GENERALLY BELIEVED THAT” … A couple others think so too

8. “IT HAS LONG BEEN KNOWN” … I didn’t look up the original reference

7. “A DEFINITE TREND IS EVIDENT” … These data are practically meaningless

6. “THREE OF THE SAMPLES WERE CHOSEN FOR DETAILED STUDY” … The other results didn’t make any sense

5. “ACCORDING TO STATISTICAL ANALYSIS” … Rumor has it

4. “A HIGHLY SIGNIFICANT AREA FOR EXPLORATORY STUDY” … A totally useless topic selected by my group

3. “TYPICAL RESULTS ARE SHOWN” … This is the prettiest graph

2. “A CAREFUL ANALYSIS OF OBTAINABLE DATA” … Three pages of notes were obliterated when I knocked over my drink

1. “IT IS HOPED THAT THIS STUDY WILL STIMULATE FURTHER INVESTIGATION IN THIS FIELD” … I quit!